Learning New English Comprehension At Kopitiam

In this blue & shiny morning, I went to a Koptiam at a residential & commercial area called Kota Sentosa, also known as 7th mile (not the supernatural Sentosa Island ya) to have my breakfast with my family during my holiday. What's the yummy yummy food which going to be my breakfast? Of course is my favourite and traditional hakka delicacy, Hakka Lui Cha (客家擂茶), more specific is called Hopo Lui Cha (河婆擂茶).






Hopo Lui Cha/河婆擂茶

In describe Lui Cha to be detail, best I take the sudah ada punya descriptions from this informative kuching food link:

*Lui Cha is basically a vegetarian dish that is mainly eaten by the hakkas but is now popular with all the other dialects as well. It consists of chopped/shredded vegetables in a bowl of rice and eaten with a thick herbal/vegetable broth/soup that is green in colour looking and smelling almost like a thick green tea! The name Lui Cha translated in hakka literally means ‘grinded tea’. The old fashion and time honoured way is to grind the herbs in a ceramic bowl with a wooden pastle. As it’s tedious work, most people just use the blender these days.

While I am waiting for my Lui Cha, sure I am looking around to fulfill my curiosity (masih budak tuk bah). I looked and looked, then I found a banner and its contents had made me paiseh in depth of my heart doubting of my proficiency in English, even though mine is ok ok nia lah, but still is University level right, Moi kau kau (don't play play in Hakka). Then I trying to figure it out and gorek-gorek inside my brain also can't comprehend the meaning of it. To settle this, I have to ask my eldest brother, Ah Chung (liang zai da ke) to clear my doubt about it. If not, when people do ask me about it, I don't know it will be very paiseh leh.
Ah Loon (Me): Ah Chung, want ask u ar, what is the meaning of hankering?
Ah Chung: Oh, is means feel a desire for or to do something. These are the meanings loh. Why you ask about this word?
Ah Loon: "Feel a desire for or to do something"? Wah, the meanings quite complex for me lah, patutlah I cannot understand leh. But why put hankering, the Kopitiam tiaw ka (boss) scared people fulfill their desire at his kopitiam? Fulfill desire in drinking and eating also cannot meh? If cannot, the Kopitiam must be declared bankruptcy already.
*If not that what it means, when thought of this Feel a desire... again, many images suddenly crossed over my mind that time. Oi oi oi, time to wake up! If not I might end up in breaking his kopitiam's regulation there.
Then why put "No. Hankering"?



Since the Chinese words are "禁止摆摊贩卖",should means "Prohibited of Hawkering" or "No Hawkering". If these meanings are not what the Kopitiam wanna express, then I believe what the Kopitiam tiawka really means is that he warning that its place is "Prohibited of Hawkering" in Chinese words (should be worry about people hawering there, selling Men's Power Boosting Accessories and then Lost Control...that's why he put NO. HANKERING in English). One Banner with dual languages supposely the same meanings but this case is dual meanings (save space, money and time).

The Longest "OT" I Had In My Work

Briefly, currently I am working for an audit firm with its company integrated with secretarial & tax department sama sama together. Basically I'm assigned under tax department & sometimes secretarial but not audit.

So then my longest "OT" (Overtime) during happened on last thursday which is the most important day for our 'effective' & 'efficient' government department "Suruhanjaya Syarikat Malaysia" as this the the last day for the submission of Annual Return+Audited Financial Statements for a company (Sdn. Bhd.)



I have assigned a task as "office boy" for this important day since my "Tiao Kah Niong" (taukehnuo in hakka) sees me as a hyperative guy (Regretted that I told her..)

So that morning I started my journey on the morning once I was assigned with this "office boy" task by driving car + Lrt + walk = SSM and reached there at around 10.30pm. Thought that I am consider early lah, mana ti (mana tahu)



Ngaiti, many people already standby there and queue to take the sequence no. I took my sequence nos. and it showed 4075, 4076 & 4077 for 13 forms I have. (1 no. for max. submission of 5 forms only). The signal board there showing 3025 at the moment & means I have more than 1000 nos. to go! Then I thought ok lah, relax mah, should be take around 6 hours waiting time to reach my turn like previous experience I had.



Since almost 12.00pm already after sitting there for one hour, then is taking about lunch time somemore so then I went to Pizza Hut, my favourite pizza eatery, with myself only loh.







While eating, reading the star newspaper (purposely bought it for today), then also cam whoring for a while loh to utilize my time to the fullest.

Stayed at the restaurant till 1.30pm something, so is time to go back to the patient level evaluation place liaw. Thought the people there should be slightly lesser and the sequence no. should be around 3500 something, once I reached there



Har?!!! Still the same amount of people and seems getting more, somemore the sequence no. on the screening board showed no. 3340 only. Haih, it likes overall the staffs there only can process 72 nos./jam (3340-3125= 215/3hrs=72 nos.) If like this, means that I have to wait for 10 hours more for my turn!!! (4075-3340= 735/72 = 10 HOURS). Aiyo, relax mah yu loon, won't take so long one, you must have trust on Malaysia mah, you din't see or heard Malaysia's slogan always said "Malaysia Boleh, Malaysia Boleh!!!" one meh especially in sports contests. So government staff & system's performance also Boleh punya!



Wait, wait, wait and even curi-curi use the internet of public PC's there which are exclusively for business function of SSM only. Until I sticked my butt on the chair for 5 hours and even got chased out by the Security guard from using the PC, the amount of people waiting is still the same and sequeue no. only 360!!!

It was already 6.30p.m. I started become impatient already and really need to meet a new friend there and have a chit-chatting session in order to dispel my loneliness there. I don't have mood to for dinner and scared the nos. will suddenly fly to my no. the time while I am going for dinner. Of course scaredloh, later pass over my no. then cannot submit anymore and I mah have to get scolded and have to pay the late lodgement RM50.00/perform which is RM650.00 overally myself to offset my guilt.

Then I went to met a new friend, Jacky (also waiting as well) there who is a passionate and friendly guy. So since I knew he's unable to hear and talk (noticed it when he came to SSM, later than me), then we use words writing on a paper to communicate. Since the communication through words writing kind of slow, so I requested him to teach me the basic hand language he is pro with.


Jacky & Me

He is so kind that he gave me this basic hand language guidelines on alphabet & number taken from his beg. And he conducted a lecture session between him and me only at the front desk service booth area and most of the people there looking at us with colourful eye. It was glad that I met him there and we spend the whole night hand signing & lecturing.



We chat ya chat & also looking at our watch at the mean time, and I have no doubt this is the 1st time I saw government staffs actually work OT for about 16 hours (until 12.00p.m.) & actually working non-stop "zi zi zi" on our forms submitted like what the JPJ/Pos Malaysia "zi zi zi" when we renew road tax document. The time I managed to submitted & got my copies was already 11.30 p.m. night! From 10.30am till 11.30pm! And the amount of people waiting still



I don't know what can I really describe for our SSM department whether it is super efficient or they like to have OT? sounds like Malaysia has really started become a real Malaysia Boleh already. So to end this all up, hereby I would like to thank Jacky for the lecturing & really nice to meet you & sorry If I abuse your teaching. To describe SSM with what I learned from Jacky,


"S"


"S"


"M"


"B"or "I swear"


"O"


"L" or "Yo Man!"


"E"


"H" or "Bang! Bang!"


SSM BOLEH


I think I missing something to strengthen the support. Oh, I know already, is


"!" = exclamation symbol

SSM BOLEH!


p/s: Jacky din't teach me for all the additional meanings except for the alphabets & nos. ya. Sorry to Jacky for dissapointing him for creating my own hand language for the last symbol.

Restaurant Toilet 'Platform' with Fish

Usually what is the 1st image a Malaysian (Apply to man only in this post) will think in his mind when is about Public Toilet in Malaysia? I believe definitely must be something like this


"Toilet Peeing Platform"?, sounds so formal, not sure on how to term it. * Erm ho yi shi (paiseh in hakka), it is extremely a disgusting scene...hope you din't have your meal right now.

If I ask you do you want a toilet like this in your neighbourhood community public toilet or even in your house, of course no one wants it at all. After you had seen this

A.....


"Male Peeing Platform with Carp fish"!!! I read this news from chinese kwongwah daily e-newspaper last week and found this 1st ever toilet with fish exclusively in only one restaurant from Malaysia, Penang. But this idea already implemented by a restaurant in China already where the Penang 'tiaw kah' (tauke in hakka) learned from it during his travel in there. The tiaw kah (tauke in Hakka) is really creative by the way and daring to spend this money$$$.
How? Do you want one too in your community area right now?